1. Look right first when crossing the road
2. Do NOT blurt out loud when walking down a dark street in the evening in order to frighten your companions. This will prompt scary dogs to bark and chase after you.
3. It is best just to close your eyes when riding in a taxi in Bangkok.
4. All posted speed limits and road signs are apparently optional. This is especially true when driving in 'no passing zones' in the mountains.
5. It is okay for scooters to 'make their own lane' in between cars, on the shoulder, and on the sidewalks when necessary.
6. Always use the bathroom before you leave for your next destination and always have spare tissue on hand, always.
7. When you buy a new pair of shoes, bite them before they bite you.
8. The sun sets here at 7pm. What?!? Yeah... This is what happens when you don't pay attention in science class or geography when they talk about the earth's axis and rotation. You end up saying dumb things like, "Hey, why is is dark already? Is it because we are in the woods?" Then everyone looks at you like you are nutters.
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